Friday, June 15, 2007

Moister than Most

There are a few words in the English language that cause me to cringe whenever I hear them used in casual, daily conversation and 'Moist' is one of them. I conjures a unique tacky sense of humidity to mind, and reminds me of many a moldy shower curtain. Having an awareness of this word, as I do, it tends to jump out at me whenever I'm in its presence - here are just a few of the places I've run into it in the last year.


Not once but twice the dank lemon scented freshness.

and last but not least, the super moist book about moistness...what is that on the cover an arm? So.. a book about super moist underarm? Thanks Mark 'my publisher told me my name was really boring so I also use my middle name' Haskell Smith

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